I’m Effie, a towheaded sexual-deviant, prone to introspection and hedonistic escapades. I curate erotic subplots. I was born when a promiscuous PhD candidate became claustrophobic climbing the tower and left in search of adventure and human connection. Too frugal and, at the time, broke to splurge on a backpacking trip across Europe, I started googling and realized I could probably cross the Atlantic without a plane ticket. My suspicion proved correct: the demimonde welcomed me with open arms, offering insight and enjoyment unmatched by any academic institution or geographic location. Since then, I’ve been doing my part to make Toronto a world-class city, one clandestine meeting at a time. A now-fabled harlot, I was once the first runner up in the “SP of the Year” competition on a local review board. As luck would have it, the winner was unable to get back into the country following her holiday vacation, leaving me to reign for a year. This was also the year that I began a more practical professional degree, convinced that it was time to “grow up” and join the “real world.” But somehow, despite my best efforts to be satisfied with a LinkedIn-appropriate measure of success, I find that I am unable to live in a world where there are no lingerie clad women waiting behind condo doors; where knowing glances are not shared between dinner companions with a hotel room waiting to be defiled; and where there are no orgies for me to attend at large, eccentrically decorated houses. I need to live in an enchanted world, and I suspect you do to. You will find that I am a soft and sensual lover, with a kind heart, quick wit, and dirty mind. Given my own sexual proclivities, I am particularly attuned to the way in which darker narratives inform pleasure and intimacy. I also make a fascinating dinner date and formidable scrabble opponent. Unfortunately, this whole “career” thing I’ve gotten myself into does sometimes get in the way of the enchantment. But I can assure you that once you’ve made it to the fold, I will carve out time for us to escape together. Excited to flesh out our story.
Hobbies/Interests: | Favorite Cuisine: | Favorite Drink(s): | ||
Running, long-form journalism, novels, abstract ideas, my dog, and watching people argue at the SCC | Whatever you’re having | Malbec, sparkling water, and single malt scotch |
Mon, Mar 31st | n/a |
Tue, Apr 1st | n/a |
Wed, Apr 2nd | n/a |
Thu, Apr 3rd | n/a |
Fri, Apr 4th | 8pm-1am |
Sat, Apr 5th | 5pm-12am |
Sun, Apr 6th | n/a |
*Examples of “Outfit Requests” = Nurse, School Girl, Secretary, any type of costume/outfit above the regular requests like stockings, heels, lingerie, short skirt, etc.
Effie White has been around the Toronto scene, at various periods, for years – at this agency and that agency – and is well known. You can read plenty of her glowing reviews, mostly in the Incall section of TERB. But incall is not my thing, and so I was startled and delighted to see that she has recently joined Garden of Eden, an agency actually committed to outcalls. I had seen her once long ago, but memories dim, and the other night I got reacquainted with her for an hour. Phone booking was easy with GOE’s Katherine, and Effie, who happened to be available, arrived right on time some 45 minutes later. Just time enough for me to choose the baroque music, light the candles, swallow a Viagra, and count out $370.
She’s kind, natural, and sensuous. Her ad says Effie is 36, and that seems about right. Sweet, girlish, and yet stylishly ladylike at the same time. Vintage dresser. On the quiet side: think demure yet playful Anglo-Canadian librarian.
Our late-night outcall was one of mutual gfe pleasure and touch, and at least one partner’s dazzling orgasm (that would be me).
Have a look at these lovely photos and captivating and witty biographical text:
https://gardenofedenescorts.com/model_type/effie/
If Willard, my accountant, allows it, there will be more such late-night visits….
Frugal E.
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